Friday, March 20, 2009

Prius drivers

Prius drivers today are the BMW drivers of the '80s in that they feel they own the road. Instead of showing flash and cash like Beemers of old, today's driver behind the wheel of a Prius feels superior because they are being "green." (Now, I won't even digress into that whole "green" argument... for now.)
Driving "green" doesn't mean you can be a jerk on the road. If you're going to change lanes, use your turn signal. If you need to change lanes, don't stop where you are because you realized you have make that right turn and everyone else MUST stop for YOU. Don't run over pedestrians who are crossing because you're too "important" driving your "green" car to notice you are at a red light, while people have the WALK sign.
And you are not saving the planet because you bought a car. Either way, you still wouldn't be entitled to drive like a douche bag.

(This rant excludes my dearest a.s. who could never be a douche. xoxo)
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