Friday, June 5, 2009

an OMG - WTF moment

I am loving the new "Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien," but I'm looking forward to the first week (plus some change) nerves settling down so that they don't have to worry about having the A-list celebs as a selling point.
Thursday, June 4th brings us Gwyneth Paltrow (BLECH ) but the big OMG - WTF moment is seeing her legs - WHY ARE THEY GREASED UP LIKE THE CHESTS OF HANS & FRANZ?
Also, why wear shoes you can't walk in?
And why do women wear short skirts/dresses when you're sitting on a couch crossing your legs so you don't show off the "goodies?" COME ON.
The only bright spot is that Her Horrendous-ness is balanced out by having THE SOUP's Joel McHale on. Sweet.
I'll have to talk about my take on Conan's first week after tomorrow's show.
Heart the Conando.
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