Monday, December 14, 2009

Don't you dare call Colbert a "jerk" you ungrateful jerk

Who the f*ck is trying to talk smack about my Stephen Colbert!

So, Colbert
raises the Nation to donate to support the US Speedskating team so they are able to go to the 2010 Winter Olympics
puts Canada "On Notice" for having some fishy policy of allowing the US team practice time on ice of the official stadium/oval only when the US team isn't available so he starts a letter writing campaign to Canada to help open up this injustice
70% of the proceeds for his Colbert Nation caps are going to the US Speedskating Team

And Shani Davis calls him a JERK?  WTF?!  O_O

OK, I've always said I can understand if people don't get the humor within The Colbert Report because, hell, Colbert and his writers offer some of the smartest, wittiest, funniest, coolest, meanest bits in entertainment; it's bound to fly over most people's heads.  And, usually, people are too lazy to try and understand the real message and intent behind the sound bytes that get thrown around the Internets and such.

So, does his ire stem from this old bit from TCR?
The Colbert Report
Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Speed Skating Debacle
www.colbertnation.com

Colbert Report Full Episodes
Political Humor
U.S. Speedskating

AND if that is the case - dude, grow a brain or find a friend to explain it to you.  SHEESH.

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