Monday, December 14, 2009

Me and LIZ LEMON


OK, yes, I worship Tina Fey for being a genius and the overall mastermind of 30 ROCK and her alter ego, Liz Lemon.
[Hell, I am the proud recipient of the nickname Lemon at work!   Why so lucky?  Remember the ep where the teamsters are striking so she has to replace the 5 gallon water bottle on the Sparkletts cooler?  Yeah, we have to do that at our office and I told my co-workers that I'll do it, but don't be surprised if I pull a Liz Lemon.  Hence, I am Lemon.   Woohoo!]

However, Lemon being as crazy as she is, should I actually be proud that I am so like her?  I mean, being like Tina Fey is an honor.  But let's face it, Liz Lemon is a bit wacky and off.  We love her for it, but it's because a part of you are laughing at her, right?  (Not me, yo.  I laugh with Liz - not at her, dammit.)

And how much am I like my Liz Lemon?  Oh, let me count the ways...

Latest Liz revelation that strikes me to the core:
  • Crush on Larry Wilcox.  And yes, she used his name, NOT his character's name.  (If you gotta look him up, that is why I heart Liz.)   
  • LOVE of donuts!
  • "Plumbing" issues.   Kenneth:  Your landlord called - said there is nothing wrong with your toilet; it's you.  Liz:  That's his opinion.    
AND OMFG - I just lost a bunch of data thanks to this lame OPERA browser!  :pfft:  So, eff it.  I'm going to stop here (out of pure frustration) and will updates my Lemon-ness as an on-going list off to the side.

Hurray.
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