Tuesday, December 15, 2009

my ranting on: another non-funny person considered to be funny



So, Chelsea Handler is given a page in the latest EW to give her two cents about the current vampire craze.  I especially love when people try to reference something this is old school cool but proves they are referencing for the sake of it and have no idea WTF they are talking about.

Her point, she writes:  "I don't know if the craze will last, so I worry a little about the actors. Corey Haim and Corey Feldman got a lot of attention when they starred in that vampire movie The Lost Boys, and we all know how that turned out."

Um, I get it - she's trying to say the fad, as such, won't last and doesn't put young currently hot actors in a good place.  What bugs me?  She thinks she's being clever by referencing a classic (gawd, I feel old) flick like THE LOST BOYS.  But hey, lady, get this:
The two Coreys were NOT the vampires in the flick.
And the vamp in it - Kiefer Sutherland.  And his career?  "Jack Bauer" - 'nuff said.

I don't know this lady personally, so I don't get where my ire stems from.   Hmm... I doubt it has anything to do with the fact another talentless female has a sweet gig for schtupping her older successful male boss/now husband?  Indeed.


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