Sunday, December 20, 2009

NBC's COMMUNITY - seriously, people...

s. 1 - EPISODE - COMPARATIVE RELIGION

HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE THIS SHOW WITH CLASSICAL QUOTABLE GEMS LIKE THIS:


Bully: Give me a winter doodle.
Jeff: If you're trying to be menacing, maybe you shouldn't call the cookie by its name.

Shirley: You think religion is stupid.
Jeff: No, no. To me, religion is like Paul Rudd. I see the appeal and I would never take it away from anyone, but I would also never stand in line for it.
(Note:  Granted, I heart Paul Rudd, big time!, but I get the point and it is funny.  And I heart Joel McHale aka "Jeff" so it's all good)
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